Wait, what?

What if women had minstrel cycles instead of menstrual cycles? You’d just have a guy with a lute follow you around for a week every month and play you songs constantly?

My boyfriend (via thecarrionlibrarian)

#no but can you imagine if that was how you learned once a month you weren’t pregnant#by some dude singing songs about the victory of it#you wake up and he’s there and you are so happy#this dude becomes your favorite dude#but then you realize you haven’t seen your friend’s minstrel in a while#I mean everyone notices#like half the people are on the same cycle so for one week out of four your job is just flooded with fucking minstrels everywhere#the cacophony#but Mary over there is all alone#and she’s like my minstrel is late#but we all fucking know#her minstrel has gone off to find her a baby#a nine month journey he must make alone#and until he comes back there is no music in her life#what a glorious world this would be#I love the minstrels (@onionjuggler)

PLEASE WRITE THIS.

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yungterra:

You want my phone number? It’s useless. The best way to contact me is to fill a human skull with acorns and vigorously shake it into the night. I will hear you eventually.

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scarred-fallenangel:

wibbly-wobbly-whatever:

whistling-as-time-goes-by:

brightestcrayons:

ask-the-great-kingdom-england:

kimiknowsallthesecrets:

britneythewriter:

Professor McGonagall welcomes new students to Hogwarts Tumblr.

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Let’s think in which fandom they will end

Hermoine would be in the Sherlock fandom, all those smarts and deductions.

Ron would go to Doctor Who. It’s as weird as his family and hey look, he’s ginger.

Harry would belong to Supernatural, fandom of the self-loathing idjits with daddy issues

this post is so accurate I just gaped at it for like 12 seconds

What about Malfoy?

Welcome to Night Vale

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bead-bead:

lacigreen:

im laughing my ass off and my bae doesn’t get it

Yeah, I am, too, then I remembered that stretch of time when I had a period every ten days and thanks a fucking lot, hormones, you psychos.

bead-bead:

lacigreen:

im laughing my ass off and my bae doesn’t get it

Yeah, I am, too, then I remembered that stretch of time when I had a period every ten days and thanks a fucking lot, hormones, you psychos.

(Source: cheesusfugget)

kaciart:

silumia:

i may have peed myself a little watching this

Omg I have tears in my eyes!

meloncholyfalls:

neyzilla:

meeperme:

rendezvousramen:

pancakebird:

an art tutorial

thank

Wow after watching this my art improved so much

meloncholyfalls 

Oh my god. 

(Source: dingdongtaylorsgone, via sadynax)